Article 56WB2 Elephant Can’t Believe Poachers So Obsessed With Its Tusks When It Has Such A Nice Ass

Elephant Can’t Believe Poachers So Obsessed With Its Tusks When It Has Such A Nice Ass

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ZIMBABWE-Disappointed that its generous portion of booty had apparently gone unnoticed by the hunters encroaching upon its habit, a local African elephant expressed disbelief Thursday that poachers were so focused on its tusks they had barely noticed its fine ass. I understand these guys want to make a quick buck off...

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