Sun welcomes vampire dating website company: Arrgh! No! It burns! It buuuuuurrrrrnsss!

Cookies? Check. Coffee? Check. Warned security that the cast of The Matrix is on their way up? Er...

Who, Me? Monday is here and sunshine has turned to showers in the UK. Take your mind off the "shorts or umbrella" quandary with an unusual tale of vampires, dating, and recreating The Matrix in Sun Microsystems' Chicago lobby courtesy of The Register's Who, Me? column....