Article 571C6 Man Can’t Help Fly Stuck Inside Apartment If It Doesn’t Want To Be Helped

Man Can’t Help Fly Stuck Inside Apartment If It Doesn’t Want To Be Helped

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LINCOLN, NE-Absolving himself from any further obligation to the insect, local man Samuel Platte confirmed Tuesday that it was no goddamn use" trying to help the fly currently stuck inside his apartment if it didn't truly want to be helped. Look, pal, you gotta meet me halfway and at least try to get back outside,...

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