Article 573CA Manchester United Calls Up Top-Rated Hooligan From Development League

Manchester United Calls Up Top-Rated Hooligan From Development League

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MANCHESTER, ENGLAND-In an effort to shore up their racist chants and back side vandalism before the upcoming season, Manchester United called up phenom hooligan Liam Ward Wednesday from its development program in Pub League 2. Liam has been tearing it up, notching 7.6 broken beer bottles per match, nobody else can...

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