Article 5797V Fucking Lightweight Hospitalized For Coronavirus On First Night Of College

Fucking Lightweight Hospitalized For Coronavirus On First Night Of College

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BOISE, ID-In an embarrassing demonstration by a freshman who absolutely cannot hang, sources confirmed Monday that fucking lightweight Riley Kinnebeck was hospitalized for coronavirus on his first night of college. Seriously, though, who coughs until they collapse and has to be taken away in an ambulance at the very...

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