Article 58FAR Earth Hopes Weird Burning Sensation Nothing Serious

Earth Hopes Weird Burning Sensation Nothing Serious

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LITTLEROCK, CA-Wondering if it should get the stabbing discomfort checked out, Earth reportedly expressed hope Tuesday that a weird burning sensation was nothing serious. There's this nagging feeling of burning that seems to be spreading around, and I'm really starting to worry that it's indicative of a much bigger...

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