‘Thank God I Voted Absentee In Whatever Dumb Ohio Town I’m From,’ Say Brooklyn Residents
by from on (#59420)
BROOKLYN-Stressing how happy they were to make a difference back home in Sparta or wherever, Brooklyn residents told reporters Wednesday that they genuinely felt great about voting absentee in whatever dumb Ohio town" they hailed from. Yeah, I'm really glad I sent in my ballot to whichever Podunk Rust-Belt town I...