When you're On Call, only you can hear the silence of the clicks

Automated alerting? Escalating robo-calling? All ok, but beware the inebriated meatbag in the system

On Call It is Friday the somethingth of Marchtober. No, we're not sure anymore either. Still, even in these troubled times there remains a crumb of comfort to be gleaned from the oopsies of others. Welcome to On Call....