Cynical Man Knows Biden Election Won’t Actually Solve Fundamental Problem Of His Plantar Fasciitis
PHOENIX-Unwilling to entertain the idea of a brighter future, local cynic Kevin Schwertman confirmed Tuesday that he knew electing Joe Biden president wouldn't actually solve the fundamental problem of his plantar fasciitis. Look, I would love if Biden could wave a wand and put an end to my plantar fasciitis, but...