Article 59B37 Doctor Informs Patient Weird Lump On Neck Nothing He Can Afford To Worry About

Doctor Informs Patient Weird Lump On Neck Nothing He Can Afford To Worry About

by
from The Onion on (#59B37)
pxaxrcrgib3s05fl9l6k.jpg

WEST VALLEY CITY, UT-Following several preliminary tests of the unusual growth, Dr. Ron Craig informed patient Tom Stossel Wednesday that the weird lump that appeared on his neck in July was in fact nothing he can afford to worry about. This might look bad, but I can assure you that this growth poses absolutely no...

Read more...

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location https://www.theonion.com/rss
Feed Title The Onion
Feed Link https://theonion.com/
Reply 0 comments