Article 5A8GV Health Officials Warn Holiday Travel Could Cause Spike In Millions Of Americans Falling For Old Hometown Flame

Health Officials Warn Holiday Travel Could Cause Spike In Millions Of Americans Falling For Old Hometown Flame

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WASHINGTON-Emphasizing what a huge risk it was to the nation's already-damaged emotional health, officials warned Wednesday that holiday travel could cause a spike in millions of Americans falling for their old hometown flame. To anyone thinking of flying or driving home this Thanksgiving, please, consider how easy...

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