Article 5AGGC Mom Completely Understands That Coming To Thanksgiving Is Risky And That You Don’t Love Her Anymore

Mom Completely Understands That Coming To Thanksgiving Is Risky And That You Don’t Love Her Anymore

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KANSAS CITY, MO-Acknowledging that she had seen all the warnings about holiday travel on the news, local mom Mary Simpson announced Tuesday that she completely understood that coming to Thanksgiving would be risky for all involved and that you didn't love her anymore. No, no, don't apologize, honey-if it isn't safe...

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