Article 5AJ4R Terrified Woman Begs Murderer Not To Decrease Property Values In The Neighborhood

Terrified Woman Begs Murderer Not To Decrease Property Values In The Neighborhood

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FOX RIVER GROVE, IL-Cowering before the home intruder on her hands and knees, local woman Cori Olson reportedly begged a murderer Wednesday not to decrease the property values in the neighborhood. Please, you don't have to do this, please-think of the homeowner's association!" said Olson, weeping into her hands as...

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