Bloated middle age beckons: Windows 1.0 turns 35 and is dealing with its mid-life crisis, just about

Red trousers and a Porsche or respectable middle age for Windows?

What do Cristiano Ronaldo, Bruno Mars and Windows have in common? They're all 35 years old. It is three and a half decades since Microsoft Windows 1.0 was unleashed upon an unsuspecting world....