Article 5ARGA Mom Explains New Wildly Ill-Informed Measures To Keep Family Safe During Thanksgiving

Mom Explains New Wildly Ill-Informed Measures To Keep Family Safe During Thanksgiving

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HOLLYWOOD, FL-Calling her dinner plan foolproof" despite varying significantly from recommendations issued by the CDC, area mother Jill Elliott explained several new, wildly ill-informed measures Monday to keep her family safe during Thanksgiving. I've been doing my research, and I think if I sit the whole family at...

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