Assassin's Creed Valhalla is a monastery-burning romp that would be way better if it was not an Assassin's Creed game

Can we start a petition to abandon the whole 'lol jk ur in a simulation' arc too?

The RPG Greetings, traveller, and welcome back to The Register Plays Games, our monthly gaming column. We've continued to put the Xbox Series S through its paces [read: played it a lot] with one of the titles available on the console from launch on 10 November, Assassin's Creed Valhalla....