Article 5AY2X Satan Offering Black Friday Deal To Trade Only 50% Of Soul For Lifetime Of Riches

Satan Offering Black Friday Deal To Trade Only 50% Of Soul For Lifetime Of Riches

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NINTH CIRCLE, HELL-Claiming that untold wealth could be yours for the low, low price of half your immortal essence," Satan, the Great Tempter and Prince of Darkness, announced this morning a Black Friday deal in which human beings could trade a mere 50% of their soul for a lifetime of riches. If you've ever dreamed...

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