Article 5B92F Stir-Crazy Nick Saban Builds Assistant Coach To Scream At In Quarantine

Stir-Crazy Nick Saban Builds Assistant Coach To Scream At In Quarantine

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TUSCALOOSA, AL-Desperate to find an outlet for his frustration while recovering from coronavirus, Crimson Tide head football coach Nick Saban built an assistant coach Friday to scream at while in quarantine. If we don't straighten up on the next drive you'll be back coaching nobodies at North Dakota State so fast,"...

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