Article 5BCRD ‘The Virus Dies With Me!’ Shouts Covid-Infected Giuliani Clambering Into Hospital Incinerator

‘The Virus Dies With Me!’ Shouts Covid-Infected Giuliani Clambering Into Hospital Incinerator

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WASHINGTON-Vowing to conquer the pathogen once and for all, Donald Trump's personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani shouted, The virus dies with me!" Tuesday while clambering into Georgetown University Hospital's incinerator. Take me, flames, and destroy the disease within," said the former New York City mayor, hopping up and...

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