Article 5BD4R Trout Offended Fly Fisherman Would Just Throw Him Back Like That

Trout Offended Fly Fisherman Would Just Throw Him Back Like That

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HAMILTON, MT-Scoffing at the idea that anything about him was not perfect, local trout K'Lasp Slippins was reportedly offended Tuesday that a fly fisherman would simply toss him back in the river. Look at my fins, look at my lips, any fly fisherman would be goddamn lucky to have me. Fuckin' prick," said Slippins, who...

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