Article 5BMFJ Christmas Tree Farmer Scatters Sack Of Candy Canes Before Ravenous Douglas Firs

Christmas Tree Farmer Scatters Sack Of Candy Canes Before Ravenous Douglas Firs

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GRANVILLE, OH-Calling Sooey, sooey!" and rattling his burlap bag, local Christmas tree farmer Drew Allen scattered candy canes from a sack to a pen full of ravenous Douglas firs, sources confirmed Monday. Come and get it now-we want you all to grow into big, strong 7-footers for Christmas," said Allen, who...

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