Article 5C0H4 ‘Come Home For Christmas Now,’ Whispers Dad As Enraged Mom Rips Stove, Dishwasher From Wall

‘Come Home For Christmas Now,’ Whispers Dad As Enraged Mom Rips Stove, Dishwasher From Wall

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KANSAS CITY, MO-Holding his breath and cowering in a corner as the screaming 58-year-old tore through his house, father of four James Connroy whispered Come home for Christmas now" into the phone to his daughter Wednesday as the enraged mother ripped the stove and dishwasher from the wall. Listen to me, if she...

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