Article 5C1SS Logistics Of Eating Oversized Candy Cane Completely Overwhelming

Logistics Of Eating Oversized Candy Cane Completely Overwhelming

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EAGAN, MN-Intimidated yet intrigued as he contemplated the two-pound, 3,500-calorie peppermint treat, local man Mark Carroll confirmed Thursday he was completely overwhelmed by the logistics of eating an oversized candy cane he had received in a holiday gift basket. Look at this thing-I mean, where do you even...

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