Article 5C1ST Santa Claus: ‘Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!’

Santa Claus: ‘Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!’

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On this special Christmas Eve episode of The Topical, Leslie is joined from the North Pole by Jolly Old Saint Nicholas himself who has a very special and very important message for all of his favorite little rubbers and tuggers.

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