Roma, we've had un problema: When every flight's final destination is a date with Windows Boot Manager

'People got angry. Employees disappeared. Children started to cry'

12BoC On the second day of Christmas, the bork gods sent to me: flightless Windows signage, and a server they said had ceased to be. Welcome to the Twelve Borks of Christmas (12BoC): a collection of Register reader stories of amusing and frustrating tech sightings over the festive period....