Article 5C3D5 5,000-Foot Ball Of Discarded Packaging Material Barrels Across Nation Consuming Everything In Path

5,000-Foot Ball Of Discarded Packaging Material Barrels Across Nation Consuming Everything In Path

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SILVER SPRING, MD-Leaving behind a devastating trail of destruction, a 5,000-foot ball of discarded packaging materials reportedly barreled across the United States Saturday consuming everything in its path. Residents of the Midwest are advised to take shelter immediately, as an unstoppable mass of cardboard boxes,...

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