Article 5CP42 Man Excited To Get Tattoo That Will One Day Be Used To Identify His Corpse

Man Excited To Get Tattoo That Will One Day Be Used To Identify His Corpse

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MURFREESBORO, TN-Poring over the shop's book of designs for what he didn't yet know would soon be his only defining feature, local man Brendan Lyons was reportedly excited Monday to get the tattoo that will one day be used to identify his corpse. This is going to be my first tattoo, so I want to get something unique...

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