Article 5CSRR Officials Trace Slow Vaccine Rollout To Sweet Old Ladies Holding Up Line With Their Chitchat

Officials Trace Slow Vaccine Rollout To Sweet Old Ladies Holding Up Line With Their Chitchat

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ATLANTA-After conducting a nationwide survey of distribution chains, the Centers for Disease Control confirmed Wednesday it had traced the slow rollout of Covid-19 vaccines to sweet old ladies who, with their cordial but long-winded small talk, were holding up lines across the country. We could immediately get...

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