Article 5CV4C Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way

Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way

by
from The Onion on (#5CV4C)
nsaxd9k8relbp6ypunms.jpg

NEW YORK-Taking an expansive view of future prospects for the business, forward-thinking CEO Rick Benson was reportedly hoping Thursday that his company would be able to capture a new audience by making their signature product worse in every conceivable way. Let's face it, this industry moves fast and we have to be...

Read more...

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location https://www.theonion.com/rss
Feed Title The Onion
Feed Link https://theonion.com/
Reply 0 comments