Article 5DBRX National Guard Returns To Endless Sleep Under Mount Rushmore Until Nation Calls Upon Them Again

National Guard Returns To Endless Sleep Under Mount Rushmore Until Nation Calls Upon Them Again

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KEYSTONE, SD-Growing increasingly still as the haze of patriotism lulled them into an enchanted rest, the National Guard reportedly returned to their endless sleep underneath Mount Rushmore Tuesday until the nation was ready to call upon them again. The National Guard issued a solemn salute to the flag before...

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