‘Find The Traitor And Crush Him,’ Announces Bill Belichick To Monstrous Linebackers Birthed From Foxborough Mud Pits
FOXBOROUGH, MA-Moments after the titanic abominations burst from the realm's mudpits into the brimstone-tinged air, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick bid a legion of monstrous linebackers to find the traitor Tom Brady and crush him, sources confirmed Friday. Go! Go now! You know your task, you miserable wretch!"...