Article 5E13J Flustered Donald Trump Confesses He Only Murdered Mistress Because He Loved Her

Flustered Donald Trump Confesses He Only Murdered Mistress Because He Loved Her

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PALM BEACH, FL-Breaking down under pressure while watching the Senate trial on television, a flustered Donald Trump reportedly confessed Wednesday that he only murdered his mistress because he loved her. Alright, alright, I did it-but only because I was scared she was going to leave me," said Trump, who delivered the...

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