Article 5E16T Health Experts Recommend Against Getting Zapped By Any Sort Of Futuristic Space Gun

Health Experts Recommend Against Getting Zapped By Any Sort Of Futuristic Space Gun

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ATLANTA-Urging the public in the strongest possible terms to avoid the hypothetical armaments, health officials across the country issued a statement Tuesday warning against getting zapped by any sort of futuristic space gun. We recommend that Americans do everything in their power to prevent being hit by any...

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