Article 5E4TF ‘We Must Act Now To Save Our Civilization,’ Says Melting King Of Glacieria During U.N. Address

‘We Must Act Now To Save Our Civilization,’ Says Melting King Of Glacieria During U.N. Address

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NEW YORK-In an address Friday in which he urged immediate action to prevent his entire civilization from breaking apart, the melting king of Glacieria pleaded with members of the U.N. General Assembly to intensify their efforts to combat climate change. Along every ice shelf, we watch as our whole way of life...

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