Article 5E9W5 Frightened LeBron James Contemplates Retirement After Catching Glimpse Of 80-Year-Old Self In Backboard Reflection

Frightened LeBron James Contemplates Retirement After Catching Glimpse Of 80-Year-Old Self In Backboard Reflection

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LOS ANGELES-Shaken by the mysterious glimpse into his own looming mortality, LeBron James contemplated retirement Wednesday after catching a glimpse of his 80-year-old self in the backboard's reflection. Oh God, what was that? What will become of me?" said the visibly disturbed 36-year-old, who expressed dismay over...

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