Article 5EBSB Last Pickle Delighted To Finally Have Whole Jar To Self

Last Pickle Delighted To Finally Have Whole Jar To Self

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MINNEAPOLIS-Kicking back as it floated alone in 24 ounces of vinegar-based brine, a solitary dill pickle announced Thursday it was delighted to finally have the whole jar to itself. Yeah, that's it-soak it in!" the kosher spear said as it bobbed up and down in the brackish, pale green liquid, reportedly luxuriating...

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