Article 5F2ZG Woman Wouldn’t Have Wondered Aloud How Microwaves Work If She Knew Friend Was Going To Launch Into Answer

Woman Wouldn’t Have Wondered Aloud How Microwaves Work If She Knew Friend Was Going To Launch Into Answer

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RICHMOND, VA-Regretting her decision to try and make small talk, local woman Rebecca Lockier admitted Monday that she wouldn't have wondered aloud how microwaves work if she knew her friend Martha Kempner was going to launch into an answer. I was trying to avoid the uncomfortable silence while my popcorn popped, but...

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