Article 5FC9D Zookeepers Confirm Pandas Not Mating Because They’re Scared Of Messing Up Friendship

Zookeepers Confirm Pandas Not Mating Because They’re Scared Of Messing Up Friendship

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MEMPHIS, TN-Citing the complications that a sexual relationship inevitably brings, officials at the Memphis Zoo confirmed Monday that giant pandas Ya Ya and Le Le had not mated because they were both worried about messing up their friendship. While securing the future of their species is absolutely crucial, it could...

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