Article 5FQ78 Spring Breaker Not Going To Let Curfew Stop Him From Doing Whatever It Is He Does While Blackout Drunk

Spring Breaker Not Going To Let Curfew Stop Him From Doing Whatever It Is He Does While Blackout Drunk

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MIAMI-Dismissing efforts to curb the coronavirus pandemic, spring breaker Jaden Renfrow told reporters Tuesday that he wouldn't let the city's curfew policy stop him from doing whatever he does while blackout drunk. You're stupid if you think some government regulation is keeping me from getting so hammered that I'm...

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