Article 5GBNG Panthers Adopt Patchy-Haired, Shivering Rescue QB Who Spent Years Abused By Jets

Panthers Adopt Patchy-Haired, Shivering Rescue QB Who Spent Years Abused By Jets

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CHARLOTTE, NC-Bringing him into Bank of America Stadium where they washed off the grime with a nice warm bath, the Carolina Panthers adopted a patchy-haired, shivering rescue quarterback named Sam Thursday, who had spent years being abused by the New York Jets. When we saw him, our hearts just broke and we knew we...

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