Article 5GHEM Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day

Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day

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BERKELEY, CA-Calling the average American diet severely lacking" in the proper amount of sediment, Geologists at UC Berkeley recommended Tuesday eating at least one small rock per day. In order to live a healthy, balanced lifestyle, Americans should be ingesting at least a single serving of pebbles, geodes, or...

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