Article 5GHHJ New Report Finds 72% Of Americans Planning On Ending Things With Brian Once Pandemic Over

New Report Finds 72% Of Americans Planning On Ending Things With Brian Once Pandemic Over

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WASHINGTON-In what is being hailed as the strongest evidence yet that Americans do not see a future with the 34-year-old X-ray technician, a new report released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center found that 72% of U.S. residents were planning to end things with Brian once the threat of Covid had receded. Nearly three ...

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