Article 5GMN8 OFF! Unveils New Citronella Effigy To Protest Ruthless Mosquitoes

OFF! Unveils New Citronella Effigy To Protest Ruthless Mosquitoes

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RACINE, WI-Debuting an instrument of dissent carved in the image of the widely condemned pest, insect repellent brand OFF! announced Thursday it would begin selling a new citronella effigy that customers could use to protest the ruthless attacks of mosquitoes. For far too long, we have been subject to the tyranny of...

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