Article 5GTJ4 Man Waiting For Curbside Order Pacing Sidewalk Like Expectant Father In Delivery Room

Man Waiting For Curbside Order Pacing Sidewalk Like Expectant Father In Delivery Room

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CHICAGO-Looking as though he was on the verge of passing out from anxiety, local man Michael Cookson was reportedly waiting for his curbside sushi order Tuesday and pacing the sidewalk like an expectant father outside a delivery room. According to sources, a restless Cookson was seen striding back and forth across a...

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