CodeSOD: Regularly Expressing Hate

Perl is jokingly referred to as a "write-only language". This is because Perl's primary solution to any problem is to throw a regular expression at it. Regexes are powerful, but cryptic.

Imagine RJ's joy at starting a new contract for an OCR/document-management system that makes heavy use of regexes. Even better, the system doesn't use widely implemented "Perl-compatible regular expressions" syntax, but instead, uses its own, slightly tweaked version.

So, for example, when the system needs to pick the document ID out of the scanned document, it uses this regex:

([:-.,;/\\(]{0,2}(( [C|c][P|p][K,<|k,<][0-9]{11} )||([:#.$",'#-/|][C|c][P|p][K,<|k,<][0-9]{11} )||( [C|c][P|p][K,<|k,<][0-9]{11}[:.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:.$",'#-/|][C|c][P|p][K,<|k,<][0-9]{11}[:.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 01[A|a|C|c|D|d|E|e|R|r][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]01[A|a|C|c|D|d|E|e|R|r][0-9]{7} )||(01[A|a|C|c|D|d|E|e|R|r][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:#.$",'#-/|]01[A|a|C|c|D|d|E|e|R|r][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 02[A|a|B|b|C|c|D|d|E|e|F|f][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]02[A|a|B|b|C|c|D|d|E|e|F|f][0-9]{7} )||( 02[A|a|B|b|C|c|D|d|E|e|F|f][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:#-/|]02[A|a|B|b|C|c|D|d|E|e|F|f][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 04[C|c|D|d|F|f|V|v][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]04[C|c|D|d|F|f|V|v][0-9]{7} )||( 04[C|c|D|d|F|f|V|v][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:#.$",'#-/|]04[C|c|D|d|F|f|V|v][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 05[M|m|A|a][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]05[M|m|A|a][0-9]{7} )||( 05[M|m|A|a][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:#.$",'#-/|]05[M|m|A|a][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 06[B|b|C|c|G|g|H|h|J|j|K|k|L|l|M|m|S|s|U|u|Y|y][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]06[B|b|C|c|G|g|H|h|J|j|K|k|L|l|M|m|S|s|U|u|Y|y][0-9]{7} )||( 06[B|b|C|c|G|g|H|h|J|j|K|k|L|l|M|m|S|s|U|u|Y|y][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:#.$",'#-/|]06[B|b|C|c|G|g|H|h|J|j|K|k|L|l|M|m|S|s|U|u|Y|y][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 07[U|u][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]07[U|u][0-9]{7} )||( 07[U|u][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:#.$",'#-/|]07[U|u][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 08[A|a][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]08[A|a][0-9]{7} )||( 08[A|a][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:#.$",'#-/|]08[A|a][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 09[A|a|B|b|C|c|D|d|F|f][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]09[A|a|B|b|C|c|D|d|F|f][0-9]{7} )||( 09[A|a|B|b|C|c|D|d|F|f][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:#.$",'#-/|]09[A|a|B|b|C|c|D|d|F|f][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 10[M|m|F|f][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]10[M|m|F|f][0-9]{7} )||( 10[M|m|F|f][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||([:#.$",'#-/|]10[M|m|F|f][0-9]{7}[:#.$",'#-/|l\\])||( 13[A|a][0-9]{7} )||([:#.$",'#-/|]13[A|a][0-9]{7} )||( 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RJ added, "Given the scale of WTF in this place, I was only mildly surprised such an abomination existed. I share it for your amusement." If this is only a mild surprise, RJ, may the gods have mercy on your soul.

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