Article 5H90B Only Tree In Class Sick Of Always Having To Explain Arbor Day

Only Tree In Class Sick Of Always Having To Explain Arbor Day

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ROCHESTER, NY-Already feeling singled out by being the only one in class with leaves, branches, and a trunk, a walnut sapling confirmed this week it was sick of always having to explain Arbor Day at school. I get it, I grew up in the forest, but why don't any of the other kids have to stand at the front of the room...

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