Article 5HCBN Fruit Fly Floating Lifelessly In Glass Of Wine A Somber Reminder Of The Perils Of Gluttony

Fruit Fly Floating Lifelessly In Glass Of Wine A Somber Reminder Of The Perils Of Gluttony

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NEW YORK-In a chilling example to all who had borne witness, a fruit fly floating lifelessly in a glass of wine Monday was reportedly a somber reminder of the perils of gluttony. A sad portrayal of what fate awaits those whose passionate appetites rage unchecked," said bar patron Jeremy Mitchell, noting the heavy...

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