File this next to Mars bars under 'things that should not be deep-fried': Marks & Spencer's Colin the Caterpillar

How was this allowed to happen? Ah right, food delivery app publicity stunt

Scotland is brimming with valuable cultural exports. Among them, whacking wee baws doon a field, offal stuffed in offal, men's skirts, and deep-frying things that have no business being deep-fried....