Article 5HZDD U.S. Military Leaves Scarf In Afghanistan So It Has Excuse To Go Back Later

U.S. Military Leaves Scarf In Afghanistan So It Has Excuse To Go Back Later

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KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-Tossing the garment on a piece of rubble so it would look like an honest accident, U.S. military leaders left a scarf behind on their way out of the country Tuesday so they would have an excuse to go back later. We just want a little reason to pop back in without looking too pathetic," said General...

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