Article 5J0RK U.S. Ambience Protection Agency Fines Restaurant For Destroying Mood With Fluorescent Lighting

U.S. Ambience Protection Agency Fines Restaurant For Destroying Mood With Fluorescent Lighting

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NEW YORK-Upon concluding the business was in violation of the federal Chill Vibes Act, the U.S. Ambience Protection Agency issued a fine Wednesday to local restaurant Chez Bistro, which regulators said had contributed to the destruction of mood through its extensive reliance on fluorescent lights. Chez Bistro...

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